PERSONAL NOTES FOR ASSET D3-M

ALIAS: THE ALEBRIJE

BLACK HAT'S WIFE

Better known as: Demencia

DEM

Demencia is the most effective agent of destruction in Black Hat Organization. Let's just say that if I am the brains of the team, she is undoubtedly the muscle.

Awwww, how cute, Flug. You dedicated a page of my diary to writing about how great I am and how I spend my time saving your butt on missions.

To date, Demencia has been my 'coworker' (if that is what you'd call it) for approximately 3-5 years. Again, I give an approximate because the memories I have of her coming to the organization are somewhat blurred for some strange reason.

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How strange, I don't remember it being like this, I must have fallen asleep while writing it.

Demencia is Black Hat's favorite agent when it comes to causing destruction and annihilating heroes (he almost appreciates her as much as me)MUCH BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING, and it's safe to say she is pretty effective at what she does.BLACK HAT LOVES HER AND WANT TO MARRY HER

IN LOVE WITH EVIL
CAUSING CHAOS IN ANY CITY

FOR YOUR SWEETHEART YOU MAKE THEM SCREAM
BECAUSE IT IS LIKE FLOWERS FOR A CURSED BEING

However, I have to admit Demencia also has the "ability" to test my patience EVERY DAY. From the moment she became part of the organization. She has a large number of more dire characteristics that make her exasperating, such as:

- Uncontrolled Hyperactivity: Getting her to sit still is impossible without implementing some sort of force field or machinery to hold her.

It's not my fault you can't keep up with me, nerd! Who made you to be so boring and sloooooow?

- Irreversible Impulsivity: She does not stop acting impulsively and doing what she wants. That has gotten us into a lot of trouble not only when facing heroes, but even with Jefecito Chulo!

Hey! That's saved us many times! Also, Black Hat's scoldings aren't that bad, he looks so creepily handsome when he gets mad.

- Uncontrollable Prankster: Then she makes jokes that only she finds funny. Like when she put a couple of roosters in my cryogenic bed, and invited the neighbors to make bets, WITH ME INSIDE!

You should have seen your face! HAHAHA!I made a lot of money that day. $$$

- Little Destroyer: Keeps breaking and breaking and breaking things ALL the time! There isn't a single day where she doesn't break something, drop a valuable vase with her tail, scratch a painting by climbing the wall, make holes in a ceiling because "it's faster to go through it than to take the stairs".

Hey, that's not fair! You accuse me of every mess that happens in the mansion, nerd! "Who scratched the ceiling of my lab?" "Who put fireworks in the toilet?" "Who painted DEM and Black Hat kissing on the walls?" It could be anyone!

I have tried to understand the workings of her mind in order to predict potential disasters. After promising her money and personal items from Jefecito, she agreed to let me do some tests on her. In one of them, I asked her to tell me the first thing that came to her mind when she heard certain words, and these were her answers:

1) Bored:Flug
2) Savor: Black Hat
3) Clutter: Party
4) Party: Black Hat
5)Dimensions: Brocheta

It's an enigma.

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[Unauthorized User]

Despite the fact we have worked and lived together for a few years, apparently Flug doesn't know ANYTHING about me! I will have to tell you a little about myself on my own, Dario:

My name is Demencia, and they don't call me "The Alebrije", my friends call me Dem. But I'm really Black Hat's wife.
I LIKE:

LOUD MUSIC
(my favorite song is...
"Something 9" by the "Beat-Als"

BUYING CUTE CLOTHES

CLIMBING THINGS

PLAYING THE GUITAR

BLACK HAt

BREAKING THE GUITAR!!

BREAKING BONES

RUNNING, JUMPING AND LIFTING THINGS

(Those are three things in one)

SHUT UP, IT'S MY LIST!

CHAOS

THE RACCOONS

DISTURBING FLUG

WALKING WITH THE BEAR

FIGHTING

LAUGHING OUT LOUD

BLACK HAT

weeeeeell, since Flug described me,
I think it's fair I describe him, right?
And even if it isn't, I really don't care,
I'm going to do it because I feel like it.

Finally, after a long time without being able to be understood, an incredible scientist brings us the explanation of one of the rarest and silliest creatures on the planet:

THE WEIRD AND GEEKY SPECIMENT FLUG

Explained by doctor DEM
Scientific Name: Nerdus Maximus
Special Ability: Being boring and loud

Usually the Flug specimen can be found in its natural habitat: the most boring places that exist, like a quiet room where it will be reading or in a laboratory as white and clean as its clothes.
Isn't it true that seeing something white is inviting you to throw a little color on it?
The Flug tends to extremely sweat and shiver when threatened by one of its three natural predators:

THE ALEBRIJE DEMENTICUS:
These creatures are incredibly cool, much more so than Flugs. They are also stronger and more agile, so they are their greatest natural predator. They often chase and bite them to make funny noises.

THE BLACK HATTUS HUNK:
Flugs tend to indulge the whims of this beautiful specimen so it doesn't kill them. They are like those little birds that clean the teeth of crocodiles, working in the middle of the jaws full of fangs hoping they do not suddenly close with them inside. The Black Hattus Hinks usually pairs with the Alebrije Dementicus and have romantic dates (I know this has nothing to do with the Flug but it is important that you know)

NATURAL DISORDER:
That's right, something as simple as someone forgetting something or someone accidentally spilling sauce on their "perfect" white coat during mealtime can send the Flug into a hilarious nervous breakdown and panic.

DEMENCIA! THAT IS NOT TRUE!
Nothing that is written here is true or based on real events!

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