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vidrio_de_oscuroDespite the fact we have worked and lived together for a few years, apparently Flug doesn't know ANYTHING about me! I will have to tell you a little about myself on my own, Dario:
LOUD MUSIC
(my favorite song is...
"Something 9" by the "Beat-Als"
PLAYING THE GUITAR
BREAKING THE GUITAR!!
CHAOS
WALKING WITH THE BEAR
LAUGHING OUT LOUD
Finally, after a long time without being able to be understood, an incredible scientist brings us the explanation of one of the rarest and silliest creatures on the planet:
Usually the Flug specimen can be found in its natural habitat: the most boring places that exist, like a quiet room where it will be reading or in a laboratory as white and clean as its clothes.
Isn't it true that seeing something white is inviting you to throw a little color on it?
The Flug tends to extremely sweat and shiver when threatened by one of its three natural predators:
THE ALEBRIJE DEMENTICUS:
These creatures are incredibly cool, much more so than Flugs. They are also stronger and more agile, so they are their greatest natural predator. They often chase and bite them to make funny noises.
THE BLACK HATTUS HUNK:
Flugs tend to indulge the whims of this beautiful specimen so it doesn't kill them. They are like those little birds that clean the teeth of crocodiles, working in the middle of the jaws full of fangs hoping they do not suddenly close with them inside. The Black Hattus Hinks usually pairs with the Alebrije Dementicus and have romantic dates (I know this has nothing to do with the Flug but it is important that you know)
NATURAL DISORDER:
That's right, something as simple as someone forgetting something or someone accidentally spilling sauce on their "perfect" white coat during mealtime can send the Flug into a hilarious nervous breakdown and panic.
DISCLAIMER: This isn't original content. I'm translating the official journal for personal use. I am NOT a native Spanish speaker. Some liberties are taken to make the sentence flow smoother in English.
My name is Demencia, and they don't call me "The Alebrije", my friends call me Dem. But I'm really Black Hat's wife.
I LIKE:
LOUD MUSIC
(my favorite song is...
"Something 9" by the "Beat-Als"
BUYING CUTE CLOTHES
CLIMBING THINGS
PLAYING THE GUITAR
BLACK HAt
BREAKING THE GUITAR!!
BREAKING BONES
RUNNING, JUMPING AND LIFTING THINGS
(Those are three things in one)
SHUT UP, IT'S MY LIST!
CHAOS
THE RACCOONS
DISTURBING FLUG
WALKING WITH THE BEAR
FIGHTING
LAUGHING OUT LOUD
BLACK HAT
weeeeeell, since Flug described me,
I think it's fair I describe him, right?
And even if it isn't, I really don't care,
I'm going to do it because I feel like it.
Finally, after a long time without being able to be understood, an incredible scientist brings us the explanation of one of the rarest and silliest creatures on the planet:
THE WEIRD AND GEEKY SPECIMENT FLUG
Explained by doctor DEM
Scientific Name: Nerdus Maximus
Special Ability: Being boring and loud
Usually the Flug specimen can be found in its natural habitat: the most boring places that exist, like a quiet room where it will be reading or in a laboratory as white and clean as its clothes.
Isn't it true that seeing something white is inviting you to throw a little color on it?
The Flug tends to extremely sweat and shiver when threatened by one of its three natural predators:
THE ALEBRIJE DEMENTICUS:
These creatures are incredibly cool, much more so than Flugs. They are also stronger and more agile, so they are their greatest natural predator. They often chase and bite them to make funny noises.
THE BLACK HATTUS HUNK:
Flugs tend to indulge the whims of this beautiful specimen so it doesn't kill them. They are like those little birds that clean the teeth of crocodiles, working in the middle of the jaws full of fangs hoping they do not suddenly close with them inside. The Black Hattus Hinks usually pairs with the Alebrije Dementicus and have romantic dates (I know this has nothing to do with the Flug but it is important that you know)
NATURAL DISORDER:
That's right, something as simple as someone forgetting something or someone accidentally spilling sauce on their "perfect" white coat during mealtime can send the Flug into a hilarious nervous breakdown and panic.
DEMENCIA! THAT IS NOT TRUE!
Nothing that is written here is true or based on real events!
DISCLAIMER: This isn't original content. I'm translating the official journal for personal use. I am NOT a native Spanish speaker. Some liberties are taken to make the sentence flow smoother in English.
