EXPERIMENT ER-6010: "The Materializing Ray of Evil"

DANGEROUS
DO NOT USE!!

I have finished my latest invention! At the request of the Gentleman Black Hat, I have developed a device capable of materializing "the most evil thing you can imagine".

I must say that I am very proud of my new creation. The ray uses the H3-X component (which I am still studying) to create 'replicas' of the most evil thing anyone using this device can think of. It can materialize anything, from an inanimate object to a living being, replicating (at least in outward appearance) the original perfectly.

I call it: THE MATERIALIZING RAY OF EVIL!

<- WOW HOW CREATIVE

I can't wait to show it to Jefecito, I can assure you right now, my invention will work perfectly!



DEAR DIARY:
Something incredible happened today! First I got up and had to bother the neighbor's dog, then I went to the roof to sunbathe for a while, and then I went into Flug's laboratory and I met FOUR BLACK HATS!!!
That means four times the sexiness that a single Black Hat can offer!
There were two Black Hats, a Monstrous Black Hat, a short one, and an ugly sandwich for some reason.
I saw that all these Black Hats came out of one of Flug's silly little machines. A LITTLE BLACK HAT MAKING MACHINE!!! I think this is the first useful invention I've seen him make in his life. So I took the little machine and created my own Black Hat! AND OH-HOHO!!! Let me tell you he was really BEAUTIFUL!!! I didn't want to separate from him, but Black Hat used a giant shadow hand to pull me away and then locked the muscular Black Hat and the rest of my boyfriends in the dungeon.

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EXPERIMENT RE-6010: "The Shrink Ray"

Jefecito asked me to make a small version of our shrink ray, so I took advantage of the opportunity and added a small switch that you have to move up if you want it to return to normal size. Hey! I like how that sounds, maybe I'll use it in the commercial.

He also asked me to buy loads of anti-stress hero dolls. I don't know why he wants them, but Jefecito Chulo has his reasons. It's better that he relieve his stress with the dolls and not with me.



RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT:
The shrink ray is a dangerous weapon that should be used with care. Lord Black Hat tested the beam with 505 and increased his size to 80 meters, making a huge hole in the side of the mansion. Then 505 walked towards the street confused, and for some reason, he started running terrified in the opposite direction of the mansion, destroyed 30 blocks, then took a turn on the main avenue, and from there went straight to the beach, where I found him crying. I had to calm him down and shrink him to his normal size, 505 has always been calm, I have no explanation for this strange behavior.



DEAR DIARY:
Today the bear became giant and made a hole in the house, it was great!!! Crushed a car like it was a can.
I was really freaked out after that, so I did what I had to: I told him he was a walking danger, and that he had to run away and never come back. He started running like crazy, crushing everything in his path, cars, houses, schools, everything! It was incredible!!!
If only he stayed that size, can you imagine everything he could destroy?

HEY, THAT'S IT! I have to steal that ray from Flug to become DEMENZILLA, I'll be able to take my beloved Black Hat in one hand and climb the highest tower in the city where we kiss all night!! Doesn't that sound romantic?

I could also use the ray to annoy
Flug for awhile, I could make that
big head of his even bigger

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EXPERIMENT F=G-M1M2/R2

"The Anti-Gravity Device

LA COCHINADA

Thanks to the improvements I've made to our HAT-ship, I've been able to channel the Gravitational Generator with item 115 and apply it to a new invention on a small scale.

I call it the Anti-Gravity Device!

I like LA COCHINADA more

This device generates an anti-gravitational wave that reverse the gravitational polarity of objects in a range of 8 to 30 square meters (or an average quarter) and as a result makes everything that is present 'float' indefinitely until the button is pressed again, and the device will return the objects gravitational polarity back to normal.

WEEEEE AAAALL FLOOOOOAAAAAT

NOTES:
I can probably modify it and make the affected area adjust to the preferences of the user, it could be very useful for lifting debris, neutralizing enemies, or cleaning a room.

Or to throw an anti-gravity party!!
Can you Imagine?
You could dance floating until you vomit!
WOO-HOOO!

That's why I've built the anti-gravitational device in a way where you only need to press a single button on it's top to turn it on and off. I think that Lord Black Hat will have no problem operating it during the recording.



RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT:
505 swallowed the device and Black Hat had to remove it.

-Flug, may 2017

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THE SECURITY SYSTEM OF BLACK HAT ORGANIZATION - VERSION 2.0

For the last few months, I have been developing a new security system for the Organization, and today I finally managed to finish it.

It has four types of automatic guided missiles, two moving turrets, three plasma turrets, and a squid -cannon, as well as a mechanical claw a nice, deadly drill. And this is just the front yard!



UPDATE:

Jefecito wants to use the security system as the star product of our catalog, he ordered me to install it in the mansion so that we could record the commercial on Friday. He also told me to triple-check that everything was in order, and that there were no errors.

But, but, but! My security system is perfect! I designed it without a single flaw, and any intruder is guaranteed to be painstakingly neutralized before they even reach the front door,



RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT:
I forgot to put an off button on the security system... I had to go in and turn it off manually.

DEAR DIARY:

Flug installed some kind of security system in the courtyard of the mansion, but he and Black Hat stayed outside, so Black Hat ordered Flug to turn it off and kicked him in the butt. It was so fun watching him go through all these obstacles, screaming like a scared little girl. I don't know why he didn't ask me to turn it off from inside, but on the one hand I'm glad he didn't, or I would have missed the show.

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THE MEDUSA DEVICE

My latest invention, The Medusa Device, will be the new product of the catalog: "Buy It! Or Else... 2017-2018" of Black Hat Organization. This machine was created for egotistical and narcissistic villains. You know, the kind of villains that would kiss themselves (trust me... I know several). The machine is capable of creating any stone statue in a matter of seconds. This is thanks to the fact that it's fueled by the very HEAD OF MEDUSA.

The truth is I don't know how Jefecito got Medusa's head, as I remember she was an old client of the organization. But, anyways, having her has caused me to be able to develop many inventions, her ability to turn anything she sees into stone is enigmatically incredible, and I have spent time studying her, although it's been difficult without being able to look her in the eyes.

DARIO!!!

I'm so angry!!! Today I went to Black Hat's office to see my sweetheart, as I do every day, and found a scaly viper wth snake hair flirting with my beloved Black Hat!!!

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!
WHO DID THAT CREEPING VIPER
THINK SHE WAS?!

In the end, I can assure you
that she will no longer bother my beloved Black Hat.

( DISCLAIMER )

INVESTIGATION NOTES: THE DATURA REPULSA "FLOWER"

EXPERIMENT: DATURA REPULSA FLOWER

BURN!!!
BURN THEM ALL!!!

This experiment is one of the most important in my career as an evil genius. During my youth as a student at the Black Hat Institute of Villainy and Criminality, I dedicated myself to researching and studying how human emotions could be altered. However, someone stole half of my research and I had to use my memory to continue it. Along the way, I had to become a bit of a zoologist and botanist, but in the end, I managed to create a creature capable of inducing the emotion of anger/hate: THE DATURA REPULSA FLOWER.

THE HORROR! THE HORROOOOOOR!

Datura Repulsa flowers are a real bestseller (especially in February and December), they are frequently bought by villains to turn groups of heroes who are friends against each other. Today we filmed the commercial promoting the Datura Repulsa, and let me tell you that it works perfectly, no doubt about it, but Master Black Hat made me check it out by using me as a test subject. Now that I was able to see its effects in the flesh, I can describe them as a special 'filter remover' that causes the host to express feelings of displeasure towards loved ones. While the flower filled me with anger and rage, I couldn't help but tell 505 how ugly his reaction videos seemed to me. That is, they're not bad, but... well, let's say I'm not the audience for them. On the other hand, it made me exaggerate the honey pancakes he prepared for me from time to time. Those pancakes are extremely soggy, I can't finish a whole one, but I don't hate them like the plant made me say I did!

You will have to compensate me for how unpleasant what I saw was when the flower attacked me!

Ugh, Demencia! How was I to know you would have visions? The experiences vary depending on the host! By the way, would you be willing to tell me more about what you saw? It would be useful for my research.

Sure, I'll help you with pleasure!
Moreover, I will make sure that you feel all the pain that I felt so that it is
very clear to you.

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EXPERIMENT NUMBER: 505

ALIAS: FLUFFY

PROJECT: MALEBÊTE

HE WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN BUT WAS NOT

EXPERIMENT NOTES:

505 was originally created as part of the Malebête project. Master Black Hat commissioned me to develop a ferocious, indomitable and unstoppable beast which could be rented to clients who need to destroy places, countries, even entire Kingdoms. Jefecito specifically asked me for this beast to have the ability to be immortal, so that no hero or being could destroy it and customers could use it as a bargaining chip. Master Black Hat was furious, and to be honest, so was I. To this day, I don't know what went wrong. It was perfectly designed to be an evil beast, thirsty for violence... anyways, something went wrong somewhere in the process that caused 505 to be, to date, quite the opposite.

CONSTANT REMINDER OF THE ERROR OF THAT BEING

However, since its creation I have studied 505, and every day I am more convinced that he is a perfect organism, his metabolism seems to work in a way that I had never seen in another being. Apparently, he retains the attribute of regeneration since after being destroyed in his entirety, he tends to germinate again and reaches a "stage" which I have cataloged equivalent to 4-5 years of an average human in a matter of hours. Unfortunately, I have not been able to see if he gets any stronger after this "phase", since Master Black Hat will not stop destroying him over and over again, restarting the growth cycle of 505, either out of anger or sometimes for no apparent reason (I guess it must cause some kind of amusement).

So far, I have managed to successfully identify some of his most notorious abilities, such as:

- Highly increased strength and durability: Able to withstand blows or various attacks without apparent physical damage.

Makes a very funny sound when you squeeze it

- Accelerated regeneration ability: No matter how much you hurt him, 505 has the ability to grow back.

Grow back?

- Exponentially increased force: I have seen him be able to surpass the strength of heroes like Sunblast and villains like Demencia I could beat him but I don't want to...
- Postive alteration of the mood of those around him: After spending a considerable amount of time with him, I have realized that my state of mind improves, this is the quality that intrigues me the most. I don't know if it's because of his flower (which to date I don't know how it got there or what use he has for it) releases a kind of 'pollen' with an effect similar to dopamine or endorphins.

-EXTREME USELESSNESS
Really! He doesn't do anything on missions other than stand there and look pretty!

- TOO CUTE TO BE A VILLAIN
I have tried to teach him to be fierce more than once, but he has an incurable condition of being cute and goofy all the time.

- HIGHLY ANNOYING
What can I say? It's so much fun to tease

Demencia! Those are skills based on your personal opinions not facts!

I'm going to give you a personal opinion when I see you and it will hurt.

On a more personal note, I must say that I have grown fond of 505. I feel a strange responsibility for him. This may be because he has also been very supportive and loving (in fact, he is the only one of my experiments that has not tried to eat me alive). At the time I tried not to get attached to him, but now I constantly see myself educating, taking care of him, and cheering him on. I even feel upset when he's in danger, even though I know he is an indestructible 200 kg being.

I have even mastered the 'language' with which 505 communicates with us. To interpret his tender "Baws" and "Rows" I have made...

FLUG'S GUIDE TO INTERPRETING 505:

- Ba-row!: "Hello!"

- Baw Bar-Baw?: "You want to be my friend?"

- Baw-Baaaaaw!: "Good to see you!"

- Baw-Row row: "I don't know"

How do you not know?
I thought you understood him.

No, Demencia that means:
"I don't know"

- BAW!: "I'm scared!"

- Baw-rwanwres Bowr Bwerwbow? "Pancakes or eggs?"

- Bawr bawbaw-bawbawbaw: "I love you very much "I want you to give your wallet and credit cards to Demencia"

( DISCLAIMER )