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For the last few months, I have been developing a new security system for the Organization, and today I finally managed to finish it.

It has four types of automatic guided missiles, two moving turrets, three plasma turrets, and a squid -cannon, as well as a mechanical claw a nice, deadly drill. And this is just the front yard!



UPDATE:

Jefecito wants to use the security system as the star product of our catalog, he ordered me to install it in the mansion so that we could record the commercial on Friday. He also told me to triple-check that everything was in order, and that there were no errors.

But, but, but! My security system is perfect! I designed it without a single flaw, and any intruder is guaranteed to be painstakingly neutralized before they even reach the front door,



RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT:
I forgot to put an off button on the security system... I had to go in and turn it off manually.



DEAR DIARY:


Flug installed some kind of security system in the courtyard of the mansion, but he and Black Hat stayed outside, so Black Hat ordered Flug to turn it off and kicked him in the butt. It was so fun watching him go through all these obstacles, screaming like a scared little girl. I don't know why he didn't ask me to turn it off from inside, but on the one hand I'm glad he didn't, or I would have missed the show.



DISCLAIMER: This isn't original content. I'm translating the official journal for personal use. I am NOT a native Spanish speaker. Some liberties are taken to make the sentence flow smoother in English.
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