EXPERIMENT RE-6010: "The Shrink Ray"
Apr. 6th, 2022 12:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vidrio_de_oscuroJefecito asked me to make a small version of our shrink ray, so I took advantage of the opportunity and added a small switch that you have to move up if you want it to return to normal size. Hey! I like how that sounds, maybe I'll use it in the commercial.
He also asked me to buy loads of anti-stress hero dolls. I don't know why he wants them, but Jefecito Chulo has his reasons. It's better that he relieve his stress with the dolls and not with me.
RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT:
The shrink ray is a dangerous weapon that should be used with care. Lord Black Hat tested the beam with 505 and increased his size to 80 meters, making a huge hole in the side of the mansion. Then 505 walked towards the street confused, and for some reason, he started running terrified in the opposite direction of the mansion, destroyed 30 blocks, then took a turn on the main avenue, and from there went straight to the beach, where I found him crying. I had to calm him down and shrink him to his normal size, 505 has always been calm, I have no explanation for this strange behavior.
DEAR DIARY:
Today the bear became giant and made a hole in the house, it was great!!! Crushed a car like it was a can.
I was really freaked out after that, so I did what I had to: I told him he was a walking danger, and that he had to run away and never come back. He started running like crazy, crushing everything in his path, cars, houses, schools, everything! It was incredible!!!
If only he stayed that size, can you imagine everything he could destroy?
HEY, THAT'S IT! I have to steal that ray from Flug to become DEMENZILLA, I'll be able to take my beloved Black Hat in one hand and climb the highest tower in the city where we kiss all night!! Doesn't that sound romantic?
DISCLAIMER: This isn't original content. I'm translating the official journal for personal use. I am NOT a native Spanish speaker. Some liberties are taken to make the sentence flow smoother in English.
He also asked me to buy loads of anti-stress hero dolls. I don't know why he wants them, but Jefecito Chulo has his reasons. It's better that he relieve his stress with the dolls and not with me.
RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT:
The shrink ray is a dangerous weapon that should be used with care. Lord Black Hat tested the beam with 505 and increased his size to 80 meters, making a huge hole in the side of the mansion. Then 505 walked towards the street confused, and for some reason, he started running terrified in the opposite direction of the mansion, destroyed 30 blocks, then took a turn on the main avenue, and from there went straight to the beach, where I found him crying. I had to calm him down and shrink him to his normal size, 505 has always been calm, I have no explanation for this strange behavior.
DEAR DIARY:
Today the bear became giant and made a hole in the house, it was great!!! Crushed a car like it was a can.
I was really freaked out after that, so I did what I had to: I told him he was a walking danger, and that he had to run away and never come back. He started running like crazy, crushing everything in his path, cars, houses, schools, everything! It was incredible!!!
If only he stayed that size, can you imagine everything he could destroy?
HEY, THAT'S IT! I have to steal that ray from Flug to become DEMENZILLA, I'll be able to take my beloved Black Hat in one hand and climb the highest tower in the city where we kiss all night!! Doesn't that sound romantic?
I could also use the ray to annoy
Flug for awhile, I could make that
big head of his even bigger
DISCLAIMER: This isn't original content. I'm translating the official journal for personal use. I am NOT a native Spanish speaker. Some liberties are taken to make the sentence flow smoother in English.
