PERSONAL NOTES FOR ASSET D3-M

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ALIAS: THE ALEBRIJE

BLACK HAT'S WIFE

Better known as: Demencia

DEM

Demencia is the most effective agent of destruction in Black Hat Organization. Let's just say that if I am the brains of the team, she is undoubtedly the muscle.

Awwww, how cute, Flug. You dedicated a page of my diary to writing about how great I am and how I spend my time saving your butt on missions.

To date, Demencia has been my 'coworker' (if that is what you'd call it) for approximately 3-5 years. Again, I give an approximate because the memories I have of her coming to the organization are somewhat blurred for some strange reason.

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How strange, I don't remember it being like this, I must have fallen asleep while writing it.

Demencia is Black Hat's favorite agent when it comes to causing destruction and annihilating heroes (he almost appreciates her as much as me)MUCH BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING, and it's safe to say she is pretty effective at what she does.BLACK HAT LOVES HER AND WANT TO MARRY HER

IN LOVE WITH EVIL
CAUSING CHAOS IN ANY CITY

FOR YOUR SWEETHEART YOU MAKE THEM SCREAM
BECAUSE IT IS LIKE FLOWERS FOR A CURSED BEING

However, I have to admit Demencia also has the "ability" to test my patience EVERY DAY. From the moment she became part of the organization. She has a large number of more dire characteristics that make her exasperating, such as:

- Uncontrolled Hyperactivity: Getting her to sit still is impossible without implementing some sort of force field or machinery to hold her.

It's not my fault you can't keep up with me, nerd! Who made you to be so boring and sloooooow?

- Irreversible Impulsivity: She does not stop acting impulsively and doing what she wants. That has gotten us into a lot of trouble not only when facing heroes, but even with Jefecito Chulo!

Hey! That's saved us many times! Also, Black Hat's scoldings aren't that bad, he looks so creepily handsome when he gets mad.

- Uncontrollable Prankster: Then she makes jokes that only she finds funny. Like when she put a couple of roosters in my cryogenic bed, and invited the neighbors to make bets, WITH ME INSIDE!

You should have seen your face! HAHAHA!I made a lot of money that day. $$$

- Little Destroyer: Keeps breaking and breaking and breaking things ALL the time! There isn't a single day where she doesn't break something, drop a valuable vase with her tail, scratch a painting by climbing the wall, make holes in a ceiling because "it's faster to go through it than to take the stairs".

Hey, that's not fair! You accuse me of every mess that happens in the mansion, nerd! "Who scratched the ceiling of my lab?" "Who put fireworks in the toilet?" "Who painted DEM and Black Hat kissing on the walls?" It could be anyone!

I have tried to understand the workings of her mind in order to predict potential disasters. After promising her money and personal items from Jefecito, she agreed to let me do some tests on her. In one of them, I asked her to tell me the first thing that came to her mind when she heard certain words, and these were her answers:

1) Bored:Flug
2) Savor: Black Hat
3) Clutter: Party
4) Party: Black Hat
5)Dimensions: Brocheta

It's an enigma.

DISCLAIMER: This isn't original content. I'm translating the official journal for personal use. I am NOT a native Spanish speaker. Some liberties are taken to make the sentence flow smoother in English.