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This is Flug, Mad Genius and Head Scientist of Black Hat Organization, at your service! Leave a message with your name and request!
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VR Team [WIP]
Munna || Lektor || ♂ || Lv. 38
Type: Psychic
Moves: [In Progress)
Ability: Synchronize
Nature: Quiet
Salandit || Dosmencia || ♀ || Lv. 20
Type: Poison/Fire
Moves: [In Progress)
Ability: Corrosion
Nature: Impish
Cubchoo || Malbjorn || ♂ || Lv. 4
Type: Ice
Moves: Focus Punch, Growl, Powder Snow, Endure
Ability: Snow Cloak
Nature: Naive
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[Unauthorized User]
Despite the fact we have worked and lived together for a few years, apparently Flug doesn't know ANYTHING about me! I will have to tell you a little about myself on my own, Dario:
LOUD MUSIC
(my favorite song is...
"Something 9" by the "Beat-Als"
PLAYING THE GUITAR
BREAKING THE GUITAR!!
CHAOS
WALKING WITH THE BEAR
LAUGHING OUT LOUD
Finally, after a long time without being able to be understood, an incredible scientist brings us the explanation of one of the rarest and silliest creatures on the planet:
Usually the Flug specimen can be found in its natural habitat: the most boring places that exist, like a quiet room where it will be reading or in a laboratory as white and clean as its clothes.
Isn't it true that seeing something white is inviting you to throw a little color on it?
The Flug tends to extremely sweat and shiver when threatened by one of its three natural predators:
THE ALEBRIJE DEMENTICUS:
These creatures are incredibly cool, much more so than Flugs. They are also stronger and more agile, so they are their greatest natural predator. They often chase and bite them to make funny noises.
THE BLACK HATTUS HUNK:
Flugs tend to indulge the whims of this beautiful specimen so it doesn't kill them. They are like those little birds that clean the teeth of crocodiles, working in the middle of the jaws full of fangs hoping they do not suddenly close with them inside. The Black Hattus Hinks usually pairs with the Alebrije Dementicus and have romantic dates (I know this has nothing to do with the Flug but it is important that you know)
NATURAL DISORDER:
That's right, something as simple as someone forgetting something or someone accidentally spilling sauce on their "perfect" white coat during mealtime can send the Flug into a hilarious nervous breakdown and panic.
( DISCLAIMER )
My name is Demencia, and they don't call me "The Alebrije", my friends call me Dem. But I'm really Black Hat's wife.
I LIKE:
LOUD MUSIC
(my favorite song is...
"Something 9" by the "Beat-Als"
BUYING CUTE CLOTHES
CLIMBING THINGS
PLAYING THE GUITAR
BLACK HAt
BREAKING THE GUITAR!!
BREAKING BONES
RUNNING, JUMPING AND LIFTING THINGS
(Those are three things in one)
SHUT UP, IT'S MY LIST!
CHAOS
THE RACCOONS
DISTURBING FLUG
WALKING WITH THE BEAR
FIGHTING
LAUGHING OUT LOUD
BLACK HAT
weeeeeell, since Flug described me,
I think it's fair I describe him, right?
And even if it isn't, I really don't care,
I'm going to do it because I feel like it.
Finally, after a long time without being able to be understood, an incredible scientist brings us the explanation of one of the rarest and silliest creatures on the planet:
THE WEIRD AND GEEKY SPECIMENT FLUG
Explained by doctor DEM
Scientific Name: Nerdus Maximus
Special Ability: Being boring and loud
Usually the Flug specimen can be found in its natural habitat: the most boring places that exist, like a quiet room where it will be reading or in a laboratory as white and clean as its clothes.
Isn't it true that seeing something white is inviting you to throw a little color on it?
The Flug tends to extremely sweat and shiver when threatened by one of its three natural predators:
THE ALEBRIJE DEMENTICUS:
These creatures are incredibly cool, much more so than Flugs. They are also stronger and more agile, so they are their greatest natural predator. They often chase and bite them to make funny noises.
THE BLACK HATTUS HUNK:
Flugs tend to indulge the whims of this beautiful specimen so it doesn't kill them. They are like those little birds that clean the teeth of crocodiles, working in the middle of the jaws full of fangs hoping they do not suddenly close with them inside. The Black Hattus Hinks usually pairs with the Alebrije Dementicus and have romantic dates (I know this has nothing to do with the Flug but it is important that you know)
NATURAL DISORDER:
That's right, something as simple as someone forgetting something or someone accidentally spilling sauce on their "perfect" white coat during mealtime can send the Flug into a hilarious nervous breakdown and panic.
DEMENCIA! THAT IS NOT TRUE!
Nothing that is written here is true or based on real events!
( DISCLAIMER )
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PERSONAL NOTES FOR ASSET D3-M
ALIAS: THE ALEBRIJE
BLACK HAT'S WIFE
Better known as:
DEM
Demencia is the most effective agent of destruction in Black Hat Organization. Let's just say that if I am the brains of the team, she is undoubtedly the muscle.
Awwww, how cute, Flug. You dedicated a page of my diary to writing about how great I am and how I spend my time saving your butt on missions.
To date, Demencia has been my 'coworker' (if that is what you'd call it) for approximately 3-5 years. Again, I give an approximate because the memories I have of her coming to the organization are somewhat blurred for some strange reason.
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How strange, I don't remember it being like this, I must have fallen asleep while writing it.
Demencia is Black Hat's favorite agent when it comes to causing destruction and annihilating heroes
IN LOVE WITH EVIL
CAUSING CHAOS IN ANY CITY
FOR YOUR SWEETHEART YOU MAKE THEM SCREAM
BECAUSE IT IS LIKE FLOWERS FOR A CURSED BEING
However, I have to admit Demencia also has the "ability" to test my patience EVERY DAY. From the moment she became part of the organization. She has a large number of more dire characteristics that make her exasperating, such as:
- Uncontrolled Hyperactivity: Getting her to sit still is impossible without implementing some sort of force field or machinery to hold her.
It's not my fault you can't keep up with me, nerd! Who made you to be so boring and sloooooow?
- Irreversible Impulsivity: She does not stop acting impulsively and doing what she wants. That has gotten us into a lot of trouble not only when facing heroes, but even with Jefecito Chulo!
Hey! That's saved us many times! Also, Black Hat's scoldings aren't that bad, he looks so creepily handsome when he gets mad.
- Uncontrollable Prankster: Then she makes jokes that only she finds funny. Like when she put a couple of roosters in my cryogenic bed, and invited the neighbors to make bets, WITH ME INSIDE!
You should have seen your face! HAHAHA!I made a lot of money that day. $$$
- Little Destroyer: Keeps breaking and breaking and breaking things ALL the time! There isn't a single day where she doesn't break something, drop a valuable vase with her tail, scratch a painting by climbing the wall, make holes in a ceiling because "it's faster to go through it than to take the stairs".
Hey, that's not fair! You accuse me of every mess that happens in the mansion, nerd! "Who scratched the ceiling of my lab?" "Who put fireworks in the toilet?" "Who painted DEM and Black Hat kissing on the walls?" It could be anyone!
I have tried to understand the workings of her mind in order to predict potential disasters. After promising her money and personal items from Jefecito, she agreed to let me do some tests on her. In one of them, I asked her to tell me the first thing that came to her mind when she heard certain words, and these were her answers:
1) Bored:Flug
2) Savor: Black Hat
3) Clutter: Party
4) Party: Black Hat
5)Dimensions: Brocheta
It's an enigma.
( DISCLAIMER )
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EXPERIMENT NUMBER: 505
ALIAS: FLUFFY
PROJECT: MALEBÊTE
HE WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN BUT WAS NOT
EXPERIMENT NOTES:
505 was originally created as part of the Malebête project. Master Black Hat commissioned me to develop a ferocious, indomitable and unstoppable beast which could be rented to clients who need to destroy places, countries, even entire Kingdoms. Jefecito specifically asked me for this beast to have the ability to be immortal, so that no hero or being could destroy it and customers could use it as a bargaining chip. Master Black Hat was furious, and to be honest, so was I. To this day, I don't know what went wrong. It was perfectly designed to be an evil beast, thirsty for violence... anyways, something went wrong somewhere in the process that caused 505 to be, to date, quite the opposite.
CONSTANT REMINDER OF THE ERROR OF THAT BEING
However, since its creation I have studied 505, and every day I am more convinced that he is a perfect organism, his metabolism seems to work in a way that I had never seen in another being. Apparently, he retains the attribute of regeneration since after being destroyed in his entirety, he tends to germinate again and reaches a "stage" which I have cataloged equivalent to 4-5 years of an average human in a matter of hours. Unfortunately, I have not been able to see if he gets any stronger after this "phase", since Master Black Hat will not stop destroying him over and over again, restarting the growth cycle of 505, either out of anger or sometimes for no apparent reason (I guess it must cause some kind of amusement).
So far, I have managed to successfully identify some of his most notorious abilities, such as:
- Highly increased strength and durability: Able to withstand blows or various attacks without apparent physical damage.
Makes a very funny sound when you squeeze it
- Accelerated regeneration ability: No matter how much you hurt him, 505 has the ability to grow back.
Grow back?
- Exponentially increased force: I have seen him be able to surpass the strength of heroes like Sunblast and
- Postive alteration of the mood of those around him: After spending a considerable amount of time with him, I have realized that my state of mind improves, this is the quality that intrigues me the most. I don't know if it's because of his flower (which to date I don't know how it got there or what use he has for it) releases a kind of 'pollen' with an effect similar to dopamine or endorphins.
-EXTREME USELESSNESS
Really! He doesn't do anything on missions other than stand there and look pretty!
- TOO CUTE TO BE A VILLAIN
I have tried to teach him to be fierce more than once, but he has an incurable condition of being cute and goofy all the time.
- HIGHLY ANNOYING
What can I say? It's so much fun to tease
Demencia! Those are skills based on your personal opinions not facts!
I'm going to give you a personal opinion when I see you and it will hurt.
On a more personal note, I must say that I have grown fond of 505. I feel a strange responsibility for him. This may be because he has also been very supportive and loving (in fact, he is the only one of my experiments that has not tried to eat me alive). At the time I tried not to get attached to him, but now I constantly see myself educating, taking care of him, and cheering him on. I even feel upset when he's in danger, even though I know he is an indestructible 200 kg being.
I have even mastered the 'language' with which 505 communicates with us. To interpret his tender "Baws" and "Rows" I have made...
FLUG'S GUIDE TO INTERPRETING 505:
- Ba-row!: "Hello!"
- Baw Bar-Baw?: "You want to be my friend?"
- Baw-Baaaaaw!: "Good to see you!"
- Baw-Row row: "I don't know"
How do you not know?
I thought you understood him.
No, Demencia that means:
"I don't know"
- BAW!: "I'm scared!"
- Baw-rwanwres Bowr Bwerwbow? "Pancakes or eggs?"
- Bawr bawbaw-bawbawbaw:
( DISCLAIMER )
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INVESTIGATION NOTES: THE DATURA REPULSA "FLOWER"
EXPERIMENT: DATURA REPULSA FLOWER
This experiment is one of the most important in my career as an evil genius. During my youth as a student at the Black Hat Institute of Villainy and Criminality, I dedicated myself to researching and studying how human emotions could be altered. However, someone stole half of my research and I had to use my memory to continue it. Along the way, I had to become a bit of a zoologist and botanist, but in the end, I managed to create a creature capable of inducing the emotion of anger/hate: THE DATURA REPULSA FLOWER.
Datura Repulsa flowers are a real bestseller (especially in February and December), they are frequently bought by villains to turn groups of heroes who are friends against each other. Today we filmed the commercial promoting the Datura Repulsa, and let me tell you that it works perfectly, no doubt about it, but Master Black Hat made me check it out by using me as a test subject. Now that I was able to see its effects in the flesh, I can describe them as a special 'filter remover' that causes the host to express feelings of displeasure towards loved ones. While the flower filled me with anger and rage, I couldn't help but tell 505 how ugly his reaction videos seemed to me. That is, they're not bad, but... well, let's say I'm not the audience for them. On the other hand, it made me exaggerate the honey pancakes he prepared for me from time to time. Those pancakes are extremely soggy, I can't finish a whole one, but I don't hate them like the plant made me say I did!
Ugh, Demencia! How was I to know you would have visions? The experiences vary depending on the host! By the way, would you be willing to tell me more about what you saw? It would be useful for my research.
( DISCLAIMER )
BURN!!!
BURN THEM ALL!!!
This experiment is one of the most important in my career as an evil genius. During my youth as a student at the Black Hat Institute of Villainy and Criminality, I dedicated myself to researching and studying how human emotions could be altered. However, someone stole half of my research and I had to use my memory to continue it. Along the way, I had to become a bit of a zoologist and botanist, but in the end, I managed to create a creature capable of inducing the emotion of anger/hate: THE DATURA REPULSA FLOWER.
THE HORROR! THE HORROOOOOOR!
Datura Repulsa flowers are a real bestseller (especially in February and December), they are frequently bought by villains to turn groups of heroes who are friends against each other. Today we filmed the commercial promoting the Datura Repulsa, and let me tell you that it works perfectly, no doubt about it, but Master Black Hat made me check it out by using me as a test subject. Now that I was able to see its effects in the flesh, I can describe them as a special 'filter remover' that causes the host to express feelings of displeasure towards loved ones. While the flower filled me with anger and rage, I couldn't help but tell 505 how ugly his reaction videos seemed to me. That is, they're not bad, but... well, let's say I'm not the audience for them. On the other hand, it made me exaggerate the honey pancakes he prepared for me from time to time. Those pancakes are extremely soggy, I can't finish a whole one, but I don't hate them like the plant made me say I did!
You will have to compensate me for how unpleasant what I saw was when the flower attacked me!
Ugh, Demencia! How was I to know you would have visions? The experiences vary depending on the host! By the way, would you be willing to tell me more about what you saw? It would be useful for my research.
Sure, I'll help you with pleasure!
Moreover, I will make sure that you feel all the pain that I felt so that it is
very clear to you.
( DISCLAIMER )
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THE MEDUSA DEVICE
My latest invention, The Medusa Device, will be the new product of the catalog: "Buy It! Or Else... 2017-2018" of Black Hat Organization. This machine was created for egotistical and narcissistic villains. You know, the kind of villains that would kiss themselves (trust me... I know several). The machine is capable of creating any stone statue in a matter of seconds. This is thanks to the fact that it's fueled by the very HEAD OF MEDUSA.
The truth is I don't know how Jefecito got Medusa's head, as I remember she was an old client of the organization. But, anyways, having her has caused me to be able to develop many inventions, her ability to turn anything she sees into stone is enigmatically incredible, and I have spent time studying her, although it's been difficult without being able to look her in the eyes.
I'm so angry!!! Today I went to Black Hat's office to see my sweetheart, as I do every day, and found a scaly viper wth snake hair flirting with my beloved Black Hat!!!
( DISCLAIMER )
The truth is I don't know how Jefecito got Medusa's head, as I remember she was an old client of the organization. But, anyways, having her has caused me to be able to develop many inventions, her ability to turn anything she sees into stone is enigmatically incredible, and I have spent time studying her, although it's been difficult without being able to look her in the eyes.
DARIO!!!
I'm so angry!!! Today I went to Black Hat's office to see my sweetheart, as I do every day, and found a scaly viper wth snake hair flirting with my beloved Black Hat!!!
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!
WHO DID THAT CREEPING VIPER
THINK SHE WAS?!
In the end, I can assure you
that she will no longer bother my beloved Black Hat.
( DISCLAIMER )
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THE SECURITY SYSTEM OF BLACK HAT ORGANIZATION - VERSION 2.0
For the last few months, I have been developing a new security system for the Organization, and today I finally managed to finish it.
It has four types of automatic guided missiles, two moving turrets, three plasma turrets, and a squid -cannon, as well as a mechanical claw a nice, deadly drill. And this is just the front yard!
UPDATE:
Jefecito wants to use the security system as the star product of our catalog, he ordered me to install it in the mansion so that we could record the commercial on Friday. He also told me to triple-check that everything was in order, and that there were no errors.
But, but, but! My security system is perfect! I designed it without a single flaw, and any intruder is guaranteed to be painstakingly neutralized before they even reach the front door,
RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT:
I forgot to put an off button on the security system... I had to go in and turn it off manually.
( DISCLAIMER )
It has four types of automatic guided missiles, two moving turrets, three plasma turrets, and a squid -cannon, as well as a mechanical claw a nice, deadly drill. And this is just the front yard!
UPDATE:
Jefecito wants to use the security system as the star product of our catalog, he ordered me to install it in the mansion so that we could record the commercial on Friday. He also told me to triple-check that everything was in order, and that there were no errors.
But, but, but! My security system is perfect! I designed it without a single flaw, and any intruder is guaranteed to be painstakingly neutralized before they even reach the front door,
RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT:
I forgot to put an off button on the security system... I had to go in and turn it off manually.
DEAR DIARY:
Flug installed some kind of security system in the courtyard of the mansion, but he and Black Hat stayed outside, so Black Hat ordered Flug to turn it off and kicked him in the butt. It was so fun watching him go through all these obstacles, screaming like a scared little girl. I don't know why he didn't ask me to turn it off from inside, but on the one hand I'm glad he didn't, or I would have missed the show.
( DISCLAIMER )
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EXPERIMENT F=G-M1M2/R2
"The Anti-Gravity Device
LA COCHINADA
Thanks to the improvements I've made to our HAT-ship, I've been able to channel the Gravitational Generator with item 115 and apply it to a new invention on a small scale.
I call it the
I like LA COCHINADA more
This device generates an anti-gravitational wave that reverse the gravitational polarity of objects in a range of 8 to 30 square meters (or an average quarter) and as a result makes everything that is present 'float' indefinitely until the button is pressed again, and the device will return the objects gravitational polarity back to normal.
WEEEEE AAAALL FLOOOOOAAAAAT
NOTES:
I can probably modify it and make the affected area adjust to the preferences of the user, it could be very useful for lifting debris, neutralizing enemies, or cleaning a room.
Or to throw an anti-gravity party!!
Can you Imagine?
You could dance floating until you vomit!
WOO-HOOO!
That's why I've built the anti-gravitational device in a way where you only need to press a single button on it's top to turn it on and off. I think that Lord Black Hat will have no problem operating it during the recording.
RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT:
505 swallowed the device and Black Hat had to remove it.
-Flug, may 2017
( DISCLAIMER )
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EXPERIMENT RE-6010: "The Shrink Ray"
Jefecito asked me to make a small version of our shrink ray, so I took advantage of the opportunity and added a small switch that you have to move up if you want it to return to normal size. Hey! I like how that sounds, maybe I'll use it in the commercial.
He also asked me to buy loads of anti-stress hero dolls. I don't know why he wants them, but Jefecito Chulo has his reasons. It's better that he relieve his stress with the dolls and not with me.
RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT:
The shrink ray is a dangerous weapon that should be used with care. Lord Black Hat tested the beam with 505 and increased his size to 80 meters, making a huge hole in the side of the mansion. Then 505 walked towards the street confused, and for some reason, he started running terrified in the opposite direction of the mansion, destroyed 30 blocks, then took a turn on the main avenue, and from there went straight to the beach, where I found him crying. I had to calm him down and shrink him to his normal size, 505 has always been calm, I have no explanation for this strange behavior.
DEAR DIARY:
Today the bear became giant and made a hole in the house, it was great!!! Crushed a car like it was a can.
I was really freaked out after that, so I did what I had to: I told him he was a walking danger, and that he had to run away and never come back. He started running like crazy, crushing everything in his path, cars, houses, schools, everything! It was incredible!!!
If only he stayed that size, can you imagine everything he could destroy?
HEY, THAT'S IT! I have to steal that ray from Flug to become DEMENZILLA, I'll be able to take my beloved Black Hat in one hand and climb the highest tower in the city where we kiss all night!! Doesn't that sound romantic?
( DISCLAIMER )
He also asked me to buy loads of anti-stress hero dolls. I don't know why he wants them, but Jefecito Chulo has his reasons. It's better that he relieve his stress with the dolls and not with me.
RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT:
The shrink ray is a dangerous weapon that should be used with care. Lord Black Hat tested the beam with 505 and increased his size to 80 meters, making a huge hole in the side of the mansion. Then 505 walked towards the street confused, and for some reason, he started running terrified in the opposite direction of the mansion, destroyed 30 blocks, then took a turn on the main avenue, and from there went straight to the beach, where I found him crying. I had to calm him down and shrink him to his normal size, 505 has always been calm, I have no explanation for this strange behavior.
DEAR DIARY:
Today the bear became giant and made a hole in the house, it was great!!! Crushed a car like it was a can.
I was really freaked out after that, so I did what I had to: I told him he was a walking danger, and that he had to run away and never come back. He started running like crazy, crushing everything in his path, cars, houses, schools, everything! It was incredible!!!
If only he stayed that size, can you imagine everything he could destroy?
HEY, THAT'S IT! I have to steal that ray from Flug to become DEMENZILLA, I'll be able to take my beloved Black Hat in one hand and climb the highest tower in the city where we kiss all night!! Doesn't that sound romantic?
I could also use the ray to annoy
Flug for awhile, I could make that
big head of his even bigger
( DISCLAIMER )
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EXPERIMENT ER-6010: "The Materializing Ray of Evil"
DANGEROUS
DO NOT USE!!
I have finished my latest invention! At the request of the Gentleman Black Hat, I have developed a device capable of materializing "the most evil thing you can imagine".
I must say that I am very proud of my new creation. The ray uses the H3-X component (which I am still studying) to create 'replicas' of the most evil thing anyone using this device can think of. It can materialize anything, from an inanimate object to a living being, replicating (at least in outward appearance) the original perfectly.
I call it: THE MATERIALIZING RAY OF EVIL!
<- WOW HOW CREATIVE
I can't wait to show it to Jefecito, I can assure you right now, my invention will work perfectly!
DEAR DIARY:
Something incredible happened today! First I got up and had to bother the neighbor's dog, then I went to the roof to sunbathe for a while, and then I went into Flug's laboratory and I met FOUR BLACK HATS!!!
That means four times the sexiness that a single Black Hat can offer!
There were two Black Hats, a Monstrous Black Hat, a short one, and an ugly sandwich for some reason.
I saw that all these Black Hats came out of one of Flug's silly little machines. A LITTLE BLACK HAT MAKING MACHINE!!! I think this is the first useful invention I've seen him make in his life. So I took the little machine and created my own Black Hat! AND OH-HOHO!!! Let me tell you he was really BEAUTIFUL!!! I didn't want to separate from him, but Black Hat used a giant shadow hand to pull me away and then locked the muscular Black Hat and the rest of my boyfriends in the dungeon.
( DISCLAIMER )
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??????????
THOSE WHO SHINE WILL DICTATE
THEY WILL PUNISH WITH PROMISES TO AVOID THE ETERNAL SHADOW OVER LIFE
SEVEN WILL BLIND WITH LIGHT | THEY WILL GIVE DAWN TO A TERRIFYING TRANSFORMATION DISGUISED IN LIBERATION THROUGH GOLDEN NEEDLES
THIS WILL MARK THE AWAKENING OF THE ONE WHO SWAM IN THE RIVER OF STARS FOR ONE FINAL WARNING IN HIS BARE FORM | HE WILL TELL THE PURE OF HEART
THE END OF WICKEDNESS WILL NOT COME FROM THE BURNING CRIMSON LIGHT WITHIN | BLAZING YELLOWS
BUT FROM THE DEEP DARKNESS | EVIL THAT SLEEPS BEYOND THE SPHERICAL ORCHARDS
WHEN THE DOME IS EXTINGUISHED | THE STARS WILL SPILL ON THE GROUND UPON THE GREAT UNION FORMED IN VAIN BECAUSE IT WILL BE SUPPORTED BY FOUNDATIONS OF TERROR | BLASPHEMIES
BE AFRAID
BE AFRAID BECAUSE DESPITE THE GREAT UNION THIS WILL BE THE LAST LAMENTATION OF ALL DIMENSIONS
FEAR THAT MOMENT
FEAR THAT ETERNAL NIGHT
FEAR THE RED ECLIPSE
( DISCLAIMER )
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Daily Record of Dr. Kenning Flugslys
I have been working for approximately 8-10 years as the Chief Scientist of the Black Hat Organization. I say 'approximately' because my stay on the island sometimes feels like I have spent more than is marked on my calendar - or sometimes less...
I am probably exaggerating, it is possible that the constant trips to different locations added to the effects of sleeping in my cryogenic chamber make me slightly lose my perception of time with respect to the rest of the world.
That doesn't matter at this time, the true purpose of this journal is to keep a scientific record of my progress and research, especially since I started working with Black Hat Org, I have come face to face with beings and events that are difficult to explain, and that would overwhelm anyone else, driving them away immediately because of the natural human fear of the unknown. However, in my case, it only stimulates my scientific curiosity and keeps flooding my head with endless possibilities. In the following pages are written the findings and discoveries within the Black Hat Organization, the experiences that I have lived and beings that I have found in my trips to different places and dimensions, and how I survive in my day to day dealings with my Boss: The Gentleman himself, Black Hat.
WOOOOOOOOOOOW!! Check this out! A book in near perfect condition, just when I was looking for one for my diary! I can't believe that I found you, book! Now you will be my personal diary!
What will I call you? Let me see... mmmh... OH, I KNOW! Your name will be 'Darrio' (I hope you like it or I'm going to slowly and painfully tear out your pages) and I'm going to write in you all the cool and evil things I do every day along with the bear, the nerd, and my deplorable sweetiebelovedbeautifuldetesteblyhandsomelet'sgetmarriedeveryone'sinvited my love, Lord Black Hat (I could fill this whole book just talking about him).
I can't wait to fill your pages with everything that's on my mind! AND DRAWINGS! AND STAINS OF QUESTIONABLE ORIGIN! AND TALK ABOUT BLACK HAT! And the unconditional feeling of dread from the eternal flow of time that little by little ends with each one of us...
BUT MORE TALK ABOUT BLACK HAT!
You and I are going to have a looot of fun...
Who does this little brat think she is, stealing my things?! To start, she didn't 'find' this book, she deliberately entered my room, rummaged through my drawers, and chose it because, in her words, "it didn't look as boring as the rest" and she took it!
After a violent battle and the sacrifice of many Hat-Bots, I managed to recover it, and this time I will keep it in a secret vault where Demencia will not find it.
I DIDN'T -- ayyy, forget it. I suppose we can share it. Just sign your notes, in case someone reads it, so they don't think I wrote such barbarities.
I am a nerd, I say I'm brilliant, but actually I'm so stupid that I can't go to the supermarket without a dumb list.
( DISCLAIMER )
I am probably exaggerating, it is possible that the constant trips to different locations added to the effects of sleeping in my cryogenic chamber make me slightly lose my perception of time with respect to the rest of the world.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
That doesn't matter at this time, the true purpose of this journal is to keep a scientific record of my progress and research, especially since I started working with Black Hat Org, I have come face to face with beings and events that are difficult to explain, and that would overwhelm anyone else, driving them away immediately because of the natural human fear of the unknown. However, in my case, it only stimulates my scientific curiosity and keeps flooding my head with endless possibilities. In the following pages are written the findings and discoveries within the Black Hat Organization, the experiences that I have lived and beings that I have found in my trips to different places and dimensions, and how I survive in my day to day dealings with my Boss: The Gentleman himself, Black Hat.
BOOOOOOORING!!
((If you really want something fun just read my sections))
WOOOOOOOOOOOW!! Check this out! A book in near perfect condition, just when I was looking for one for my diary! I can't believe that I found you, book! Now you will be my personal diary!
What will I call you? Let me see... mmmh... OH, I KNOW! Your name will be 'Darrio' (I hope you like it or I'm going to slowly and painfully tear out your pages) and I'm going to write in you all the cool and evil things I do every day along with the bear, the nerd, and my deplorable sweetiebelovedbeautifuldetesteblyhandsomelet'sgetmarriedeveryone'sinvited my love, Lord Black Hat (I could fill this whole book just talking about him).
I can't wait to fill your pages with everything that's on my mind! AND DRAWINGS! AND STAINS OF QUESTIONABLE ORIGIN! AND TALK ABOUT BLACK HAT! And the unconditional feeling of dread from the eternal flow of time that little by little ends with each one of us...
BUT MORE TALK ABOUT BLACK HAT!
You and I are going to have a looot of fun...
Who does this little brat think she is, stealing my things?! To start, she didn't 'find' this book, she deliberately entered my room, rummaged through my drawers, and chose it because, in her words, "it didn't look as boring as the rest" and she took it!
After a violent battle and the sacrifice of many Hat-Bots, I managed to recover it, and this time I will keep it in a secret vault where Demencia will not find it.
I will tell more great things, here in my diary, like for example that it was recently my birthday, and Flug told me that I can keep the diary as a gift.
THANKS FOR THE DIARY, DOC!
XOXO
-DeM!
I DIDN'T -- ayyy, forget it. I suppose we can share it. Just sign your notes, in case someone reads it, so they don't think I wrote such barbarities.
- Flug
I am a nerd, I say I'm brilliant, but actually I'm so stupid that I can't go to the supermarket without a dumb list.
- Flug
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