Dr. Kenning Flugslys (
vidrio_de_oscuro) wrote2022-04-06 12:04 am
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EXPERIMENT ER-6010: "The Materializing Ray of Evil"
DANGEROUS
DO NOT USE!!
I have finished my latest invention! At the request of the Gentleman Black Hat, I have developed a device capable of materializing "the most evil thing you can imagine".
I must say that I am very proud of my new creation. The ray uses the H3-X component (which I am still studying) to create 'replicas' of the most evil thing anyone using this device can think of. It can materialize anything, from an inanimate object to a living being, replicating (at least in outward appearance) the original perfectly.
I call it: THE MATERIALIZING RAY OF EVIL!
<- WOW HOW CREATIVE
I can't wait to show it to Jefecito, I can assure you right now, my invention will work perfectly!
DEAR DIARY:
Something incredible happened today! First I got up and had to bother the neighbor's dog, then I went to the roof to sunbathe for a while, and then I went into Flug's laboratory and I met FOUR BLACK HATS!!!
That means four times the sexiness that a single Black Hat can offer!
There were two Black Hats, a Monstrous Black Hat, a short one, and an ugly sandwich for some reason.
I saw that all these Black Hats came out of one of Flug's silly little machines. A LITTLE BLACK HAT MAKING MACHINE!!! I think this is the first useful invention I've seen him make in his life. So I took the little machine and created my own Black Hat! AND OH-HOHO!!! Let me tell you he was really BEAUTIFUL!!! I didn't want to separate from him, but Black Hat used a giant shadow hand to pull me away and then locked the muscular Black Hat and the rest of my boyfriends in the dungeon.
DISCLAIMER: This isn't original content. I'm translating the official journal for personal use. I am NOT a native Spanish speaker. Some liberties are taken to make the sentence flow smoother in English.