EXPERIMENT NUMBER: 505

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ALIAS: FLUFFY

PROJECT: MALEBÊTE

HE WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN BUT WAS NOT

EXPERIMENT NOTES:

505 was originally created as part of the Malebête project. Master Black Hat commissioned me to develop a ferocious, indomitable and unstoppable beast which could be rented to clients who need to destroy places, countries, even entire Kingdoms. Jefecito specifically asked me for this beast to have the ability to be immortal, so that no hero or being could destroy it and customers could use it as a bargaining chip. Master Black Hat was furious, and to be honest, so was I. To this day, I don't know what went wrong. It was perfectly designed to be an evil beast, thirsty for violence... anyways, something went wrong somewhere in the process that caused 505 to be, to date, quite the opposite.

CONSTANT REMINDER OF THE ERROR OF THAT BEING

However, since its creation I have studied 505, and every day I am more convinced that he is a perfect organism, his metabolism seems to work in a way that I had never seen in another being. Apparently, he retains the attribute of regeneration since after being destroyed in his entirety, he tends to germinate again and reaches a "stage" which I have cataloged equivalent to 4-5 years of an average human in a matter of hours. Unfortunately, I have not been able to see if he gets any stronger after this "phase", since Master Black Hat will not stop destroying him over and over again, restarting the growth cycle of 505, either out of anger or sometimes for no apparent reason (I guess it must cause some kind of amusement).

So far, I have managed to successfully identify some of his most notorious abilities, such as:

- Highly increased strength and durability: Able to withstand blows or various attacks without apparent physical damage.

Makes a very funny sound when you squeeze it

- Accelerated regeneration ability: No matter how much you hurt him, 505 has the ability to grow back.

Grow back?

- Exponentially increased force: I have seen him be able to surpass the strength of heroes like Sunblast and villains like Demencia I could beat him but I don't want to...
- Postive alteration of the mood of those around him: After spending a considerable amount of time with him, I have realized that my state of mind improves, this is the quality that intrigues me the most. I don't know if it's because of his flower (which to date I don't know how it got there or what use he has for it) releases a kind of 'pollen' with an effect similar to dopamine or endorphins.

-EXTREME USELESSNESS
Really! He doesn't do anything on missions other than stand there and look pretty!

- TOO CUTE TO BE A VILLAIN
I have tried to teach him to be fierce more than once, but he has an incurable condition of being cute and goofy all the time.

- HIGHLY ANNOYING
What can I say? It's so much fun to tease

Demencia! Those are skills based on your personal opinions not facts!

I'm going to give you a personal opinion when I see you and it will hurt.

On a more personal note, I must say that I have grown fond of 505. I feel a strange responsibility for him. This may be because he has also been very supportive and loving (in fact, he is the only one of my experiments that has not tried to eat me alive). At the time I tried not to get attached to him, but now I constantly see myself educating, taking care of him, and cheering him on. I even feel upset when he's in danger, even though I know he is an indestructible 200 kg being.

I have even mastered the 'language' with which 505 communicates with us. To interpret his tender "Baws" and "Rows" I have made...

FLUG'S GUIDE TO INTERPRETING 505:

- Ba-row!: "Hello!"

- Baw Bar-Baw?: "You want to be my friend?"

- Baw-Baaaaaw!: "Good to see you!"

- Baw-Row row: "I don't know"

How do you not know?
I thought you understood him.

No, Demencia that means:
"I don't know"

- BAW!: "I'm scared!"

- Baw-rwanwres Bowr Bwerwbow? "Pancakes or eggs?"

- Bawr bawbaw-bawbawbaw: "I love you very much "I want you to give your wallet and credit cards to Demencia"

DISCLAIMER: This isn't original content. I'm translating the official journal for personal use. I am NOT a native Spanish speaker. Some liberties are taken to make the sentence flow smoother in English.