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vidrio_de_oscuro) wrote2022-04-06 01:33 pm
vidrio_de_oscuro) wrote2022-04-06 01:33 pm
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THE MEDUSA DEVICE
My latest invention, The Medusa Device, will be the new product of the catalog: "Buy It! Or Else... 2017-2018" of Black Hat Organization. This machine was created for egotistical and narcissistic villains. You know, the kind of villains that would kiss themselves (trust me... I know several). The machine is capable of creating any stone statue in a matter of seconds. This is thanks to the fact that it's fueled by the very HEAD OF MEDUSA.
The truth is I don't know how Jefecito got Medusa's head, as I remember she was an old client of the organization. But, anyways, having her has caused me to be able to develop many inventions, her ability to turn anything she sees into stone is enigmatically incredible, and I have spent time studying her, although it's been difficult without being able to look her in the eyes.
I'm so angry!!! Today I went to Black Hat's office to see my sweetheart, as I do every day, and found a scaly viper wth snake hair flirting with my beloved Black Hat!!!
DISCLAIMER: This isn't original content. I'm translating the official journal for personal use. I am NOT a native Spanish speaker. Some liberties are taken to make the sentence flow smoother in English.
The truth is I don't know how Jefecito got Medusa's head, as I remember she was an old client of the organization. But, anyways, having her has caused me to be able to develop many inventions, her ability to turn anything she sees into stone is enigmatically incredible, and I have spent time studying her, although it's been difficult without being able to look her in the eyes.
DARIO!!!
I'm so angry!!! Today I went to Black Hat's office to see my sweetheart, as I do every day, and found a scaly viper wth snake hair flirting with my beloved Black Hat!!!
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!
WHO DID THAT CREEPING VIPER
THINK SHE WAS?!
In the end, I can assure you
that she will no longer bother my beloved Black Hat.
DISCLAIMER: This isn't original content. I'm translating the official journal for personal use. I am NOT a native Spanish speaker. Some liberties are taken to make the sentence flow smoother in English.